The Side Eyed Whitepaper

Welcome to Side Eye Coin (👀)—the only token powered by passive-aggressive glances, internal sarcasm, and a complete lack of seriousness. This isn't just another token with grand promises. This is a coin for the chronically skeptical, the emoji reactors, the meme-aware. You know who you are. You’re not here for gains. You’re here for the vibe.

Too many coins promise too much: world domination, moon missions, decentralized brunch delivery. Meanwhile, you’re just trying to survive Monday. You don’t believe the hype. You’ve seen the charts. You roll your eyes. Congratulations. You're the problem—and the solution.

Instead of trying to "disrupt the market," Side Eye Coin side-eyes the market. We offer:

• No utility.
• No governance.
• No roadmap.
• Just vibes.

Our only mission is to exist and judge, silently.
 

• 1 Quadrillion coins minted (because why not).
• 0% tax, because taxing a joke feels like a felony.
• 100% community-owned, as in: we don't want it either.
• No future promises. Just relentless shade.
   

• Reacting to your uncle’s conspiracy-laden Facebook post.
• Silently judging someone in the express checkout line with 37 items.
• Minting NFTs of your best side-eye selfies.
  (Use cases are purely emotional.)
   

There is no vision. There is only squinting into the void of Web3 with suspicion and sass.
And maybe… just maybe… some stickers.

• This project is for entertainment purposes only.
• No roadmap means no expectations. If something happens, great. If not, expected.
• We do not promise gains, stability, innovation, or coherence.
• Owning Side Eye Coin may cause sudden bouts of judgment and spontaneous eye movement.