The Side Eyed Whitepaper

Abstract

Welcome to Side Eye Token (👀)—the only token powered by passive-aggressive glances, internal sarcasm, and a complete lack of seriousness. This isn't just another token with grand promises. This is a token for the chronically skeptical, the emoji reactors, the meme-aware. We've created a digital monument to our collective judgment. You know who you are. You’re not here for gains. You’re here for the vibe.

Too many tokens promise too much: world domination, moon missions, decentralized brunch delivery. Meanwhile, you’re just trying to survive Monday. You don’t believe the hype. You’ve seen the charts. You roll your eyes. Congratulations. You're the problem—and the solution.

Instead of trying to "disrupt the market," Side Eye Token side-eyes the market. We offer a collective canvas for our skepticism through:

• The Side-Eyed Content Hub: A shrine to our shared judgment. This is a free-to-access, community-focused gallery—an ever-expanding collection of meme videos and content that captures the spirit of the side-eye. It’s not a utility; it’s a promotional testament to our cause.
• The "Best Side-Eyed Meme" Contest: A recurring competition to canonize the shade. The community submits and votes on the best memes, with winners earning ultimate bragging rights and a place of honor in the Content Hub.
• A Pure Vibe: We still offer no governance, no complex roadmap, and no utility. Our only mission is to exist, judge silently, and give the best eyerolls a place to live forever.

• 1 Billion tokens minted (because why not).
• 0% tax, because taxing a joke feels like a felony.
• 100% community-owned, as in: we don't want it either.
• No future promises. Just relentless shade.

• Reacting to your uncle’s conspiracy-laden Facebook post.
• Silently judging someone in the express checkout line with 37 items.
• Submitting your masterpiece to the "Best Side-Eyed Meme" contest to be judged by your peers.
• (Use cases are purely emotional.)

There is no vision. Okay, maybe one vision: an archive of every absurd thing on the internet that made us squint. Otherwise, there is only squinting into the void of Web3 with suspicion and sass.

And maybe… just maybe… some stickers.

• This project is for entertainment purposes only.
• No roadmap means no expectations. If something happens, great. If not, expected.
• We do not promise gains, stability, innovation, or coherence.
• Owning Side Eye Token may cause sudden bouts of judgment and spontaneous eye movement.