You Just Got Side Eyed
“Sometimes the best moonshots are in the cold.” ❄️🐧🚀
You Just Got Side Eyed
“Sometimes the best moonshots are in the cold.” ❄️🐧🚀
The Great Penguin Con
How we got here...
Calvin was a laid-back guy who loved three things: crypto, skiing and doing his "Side-Eyed" podcast. So when his best friend a penguin named Abby (yes, a penguin) suggested they take a dream vacation to the Swiss Alps, he didn’t think twice. Abby booked the tickets, packed the gear, and told Calvin to “just bring warm clothes.”
Really Abby?!!?
But here’s the thing about Abby — she’s got a beak for mischief. Instead of the Swiss Alps, the plane dropped them in a strange, uncharted wintery land far from any map. The sky shimmered with northern lights, the snow sparkled like diamonds, and the locals? All penguins… all working their on hustles on the Abstract chain.
The Grind continues...
Abby, feeling guilty for the biggest bait-and-switch in vacation history, promised to make it right. She convinced Calvin to keep the Side-Eyed Podcast going from this frosty new home — only now, he’d side-eye pop culture from the coldest seat on Earth. While Calvin broadcast from their icy studio, Abby networked with the native penguins, making friends on the Abstract Chain.
This is their story.